MEEEEEEEME!

You know the drill by now, choose X number of OC's (Or come up with somebody on the spot.) As with my other meme, Special talents or abilities are more than welcomed.
In this case you're gonna need seven characters . Give some brief description of them.

1. Michelle A.K.A Seraphsword(MEEEEEE), dark brown hair, dark brown eyes. My hair is pretty much impossible to tame. Real exciting, I know.
2. Boromir(LoTR), Google a pic of him.
3. Merone(dragon tamer),
4. Moonspot(Healer), dark brown hair w/green streak, left eye is light brown, right eye is dark brown, wears mostly green robes.
5. Volcano(Semi-deity),
6. Frodo Baggins(Hobbit, LoTR), Google a picture of him.
7. Firea(Mad scientist),

Let's begin, shall we? You can write simple responses, or drawn out paragraphs.


1. Number 3 and 6 get into a bareknuckled brawl. How does the fight go? Who wins? The reasoning for the fight is up to you. (If you are not feeling particularly creative then Number 6 has delivered a pride destroying insult to 3.)
Merone narrowed her eyes hearing a particularly insulting comment about her. Coming from Frodo Baggins, of all people. The (slightly drunken) dragon tamer stalked up to Frodo.
"Mr. Baggins, please repeat what you just said about me," she hissed, towering over the Hobbit.
"No!" Frodo replied, unwavering despite her intimidating stance.
People gathered around the two, chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
After many missed hits, a dislocated jaw, and a broken finger..... a chair stood victorious.

2. Numbers 5,4,and 1 get together to play a prank on 7. ("Prank" can be anything from a clever house egging, to joyfully tearing off a limb.)
"Oh, this is gonna be fun!"I giggled gleefully, looking at Firea's huge home.
"You sure about this, guys? Fi can get a little bit... crazy," Moonspot whispered.
"Yeah! Besides, everyone loves a good joke!" Volcano said, smiling like a maniac.
"Then let us begin!"
I held up the glue bottle. After entering the house through a window, we crept into Firea's inventing room. I smiled deviously and poured some glue onto a heap of metal. We left, laughing our butts off. Ten seconds later, Firea burst out of the door, rifle in her hands.
"ALRIGHT! WHO BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND GLUED ALL OF MY SUPPLIES TOGETHER?!"

3. Number 7 is pissed. How do they take their rage out on 2? (Why are they pissed? Is two likely to survive?)
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THEY WOULD DO THAT!" Firea shrieked, glowering at Boromir.
Boromir sighed.
"Lady Firea, I really have no idea what happened."
"THEY GLUED ALL OF MY SUPPLIES TOGETHER!"
Boromir went up to Firea and put a hand on her shoulder.
"Complaining will not help you get revenge, Lady Firea. If you want to get them back, you have to take action."
Firea's eye glinted dangerously. An evil grin slowly spread across her face.
"I will get those three back," she whispered maliciously, "And you can help."
For the first time in who-knows-how-long, the Gondorian smiled.
"It would be my pleasure."

4. Number 2 attempts to win the affection of 6. How does 6 react?
Boromir stared at the flowers in his hands. Then looked back at Frodo. More specifically, the ring hanging on a chain around Frodo's neck.
"You just want the One Ring, right, Boromir?" Frodo asked.
"Exactly."

5. The gang stumbles upon a rogue Sue whilst wandering about the DA universe. Who steps up to eliminate the menace. (If you are feeling really brutal, pick an actual Mary Sue you despise to inflict pain upon. If you feel you should ask permission, by all means go ahead. Just don't advertise to the creator that their "unique" character may suffer a slight case of disembowelment.)
Merone stroked Gray Flights' scales, glancing over at me. I held a pair of binoculars in my hands. Firea was watching the Sue pass by. Boromir stood behind me, one hand on my shoulder. The others were across the way, ready to ambush the Sue when we gave the signal.
"Is it time to strike yet, Lady Michelle?" Boromir asked, looking warily at the Sue.
"She's not close enough.... wait.. right... NOW!"
I grabbed a dagger and pounced. The others were right behind me. After a long battle against the green-haired, orange-eyed, stick-figured Sue, Boromir stood over her, sword at her throat.
"Liek, dnt k1ll m3! U cant anways!" she said in an extremely high-pitched voice.
Boromir looked at the others.
"May I do the honors?" he asked.
We all nodded enthusiastically. He dragged the blade across her neck, killing her instantly. We later had a party. With lots of Cheese-its, Oreos, and cake.

6. Numbers 4 and 1 are pissed of at my excessive use of parenthesis. How to they try to deal with the problem? (Do they angrily shout through the forth wall? Do they break into reality and-OH GOD!  STOP PUNCHING ME!)
"Okay, seriously, you have GOT to stop using parentheses!" I shouted at the sky.
"Yeah, it's getting old!" Moonspot agreed.
Merone and Volcano watched us through the bushes.
"They are both insane. I see no person in the sky," Merone commented.

7.Now that 4 and 1 are finished with their job (HA! I live.) They have a drink in a dive bar where 7 and 3 are bartending.
"I'm not old enough to drink," I said, staring at the door.
Moonspot shrugged.
"You can go hang out with the animals, then."
"AWESOME!"
I ran away.
MEANWHILE...
"Get offa me, ya freak!" Firea snarled, kicking a drunk guy away.
Merone sighed wearily as yet another drunkard tried to flirt with her.
"I hate my day job..." she muttered before taking a tranquilizer dart from her pouch of dragon-taming supplies and discreetly stabbing him in the shoulder with it.

8. Number 6 comes into contact with a strange artifact shaped like a chickens egg and encrusted with gemstones. What does it do? What do they use it for?
"NO! I have had ENOUGH of jewelry!" Frodo yelled before stomping off in a huff.

9.Alright, time for some fun. 5 wakes up in a paralell diminsion in which they are married to 3 with three children. (If same sex, SURPRISE! 3 is now genderbent, thanks to the  power of the internet.)
"Merone? Why are you a guy?..." Volcano asked the person standing before her.
"What do you mean, dear? I've always been a man.." Meyer said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Volcano shouted to the sky.

10. Number 1 is discovered to be a vampire. (If already a vampire, werewolf, mummy, etc. They are now a sentient golem made of fish.)
"HELL YEAH! I'M A VAMPIRE! YEEEEEEEEE-" I yelled, before promptly getting knocked out by a Moonspot wielding a bat.
"I need to get to work on a new Vampire to Human potion..." she muttered before dragging my unconscious form to Firea's place.

11. 5 dies. Tragic. How did it happen? Does anyone care? (Don't worry, the meme requires them. Even meme related deaths cannot put the stalwart 5 down for good.)
(Ember makes a surprise appearance!)
"V... no! This can't be happening.."
Volcano looked blearily up at her sister.
"Ember? Is that you?" she whispered hoarsely.
Blood trickled out of the corner of the formerly bright and energetic brunette's mouth. Moonspot watched gravely, hands behind her back. Tears pricked the healer's eyes
"Y-yeah... it's me... your big sister..."
V smiled weakly, then her eyes drifted to the gaping wound in her mid-torso.
"I-I really hate Orcs, Ember.."
Ember gripped her younger sibling's hand tightly, holding on even as Volcano grew cold, and the last remnants of life seeped out of her body. Ember's head drooped. Tears fell silently as she mourned the loss of her only close family.

12. Number 6 is fused with a badger. What has science done.
"Firea... what did you do to Frodo?" Moonspot asked haltingly.
"Fused him with a badger! What else?"
Moonspot facepalmed as Firea happily watched Frodo panic.

13. Numbers 5 and 7 face down a rampaging Doom Walrus. How do they go about killing the beast? (Be creative as well as descriptive. Your Doom Walrus will be different from others. Does it have magical powers? Is it gigantic? Does it wield a mighty bukkit?)
Firea reached into her jacket and grabbed some ammo, then reloaded her rifle. The Ice Doom Walrus was all that stood between Volcano and her and the beach. Volcano unsheathed her silver daggers, glaring... erm... daggers at the creature. Firea nodded, and they attacked. After firing no less than twenty times at the beast, Firea was giving up hope. And then Volcano slit the Walrus's throat.
"Was it really that simple?" Firea asked the girl.
She nodded.
"Yes."

14. Number 2 wakes up in bed with 3's arm slung over them in a dusty hotel room. 2's head hurts like a bitch and can't recall why this hangover is so bad. (Had to do it. Does 3 wake up? How does 2 cope with this situation?)
After waking up in the strange room, and seeing Merone unconscious next to him, the Son of Gondor was VERY confused. And then the dragon tamer woke up. When she saw him, her eyes widened. And she screamed. Boromir clutched his head.
"You are not helping!" he yelled.
And I thought that I could scream like a banshee.

15. Number 5 and 6 sing kareoke. How does it go?
When I heard V and Frodo sing 'Feel this Moment', I thought that nothing could be any weirder. But drunk Boromir just had to start swaying happily from side to side, a dopey grin on his face. Yeah, it doesn't get any worse than that.

16. Ninjas of the Clee-Shay clan surround 1. What does one do?
I swung my purse around, smiling calmly. I had(for reasons unknown) placed numerous large rocks in said purse that morning. Let's just say that I left the fight with a bunch of very dizzy and/or knocked out people behind me.

17. The group is at an artistc class. Number 6 has volunteered to be a nude model. Is this accepted? Or is the group revolted? Who has the strongest reaction?
"Ummmmmmmm..." I said, not knowing what else to say.
Volcano fainted. Merone's eyes bugged out of her head as the reality of this situation hit her. Boromir and Firea looked at each other, disgusted.
"Erm... no thanks..." Moonspot said.

18. Number 7 has a chance to go back and alter a past event. What do they do? How has their life changed as a result?
Firea arrived at the orphanage a few minutes after her adoptive father. She fell into step behind him, knowing what would happen next. She was determined to change that. When he chose the younger her to be his daughter, she went up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. He looked at her and his eyes immediately were drawn to her odd appearance. She smiled.
"Sir... please choose that child, too. The one who seems drawn to the girl. I swear that you won't regret it," she said softly.
He raised an eyebrow but slowly nodded.
"I feel bad for separating them. Maybe my new daughter will be happier if she has her friend with her."
Firea's smile grew.
"Thank you, sir."
Ten seconds later, she was gone. Her life changed drastically after that; her brother was by her side throughout her life, even in her insanity, and her exile from the world. One night in her home, on the balcony overlooking the forest, he came up to her.
"Good evening, little brother," Firea said, smiling.
Her little brother didn't answer her greeting. He hugged her tightly.
"I love you, Firea," he mumbled.
Firea hugged her 'sibling' back.
"I love you too."

19. Number 4 shrinks down to be rat sized. Number  5 spots them. What happens?
"FIREEEAAAAAAA!" Moonspot shrieked in a high-pitched voice.
But the scientist was nowhere to be found. Instead, Volcano's magnified voice came from above her.
"Moonspot? What happened to you?" she asked, scooping up her friend in one hand.
"It's a long story."

20. A charecter of your choice awakens and realizes that this meme was a meme within a dream within a meme.  Or just a dream, whose to say?
I stared at the wall. Boromir, Frodo, Merone, and Moonspot watched me, expressions of concern on their faces.
"Is something wrong, Lady Michelle?" Boromir asked quietly.
"Everything I thought was real... isn't.." I whispered, shoulders slumped.
"You aren't making any sense, Lady Michelle," Frodo said.
"Please, we want to help you, Seraph," Moonspot told me, "Tell us what's the matter."
"Nothing is how we know it..." I mumbled.
"She needs help," Merone commented.
"Serious help," Moonspot agreed.

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